Following DI-VISION

Less than two days before it is time to return to the cotton fields of Mableton. Summer vacation is just too short. Oh well…..Off the top, I’d like to say that I’m proud to be a part of the staff that has brought darkness to the light. We took a major step this summer by outing Tina Soprano and revealing her true nature to the public. Good Job Staff! With that being said, I hope everyone is mentally preparing for the upcoming weeks and months on the plantation. If you’re new and don’t know…It’s gonna be more BS as usual because Mrs. Ervin is trying to get out of the shadow of Mr. McCrary. He was the first principal to make AYP in the history of the school and she wants to top it. She is looking to validate her existence by being the first to principal to make AYP outright (without the summer retakes) at Lindley. But that is another topic for another day. Back to the Nitty Gritty…… I am aware that many of you are afraid of the upcoming beatings, interrogations, Japanese water torture, and truth serum injections that are certain to take place to try to pin-point the true ID of Oliver North as well as the people that “TOLD THE TRUTH” on the blog. Don’t worry. If she’s stupid enough to call us into the office to ask about it, which she is, WE ARE ALL GOING TO DENY READING AND WRITING ON THE BLOG!! No matter how many fingers and toes her enforcers cut off, be strong and don’t give in. She’ll never know that you posted to the blog unless you tell her. I/we am/are the administrator/administrators of this blog and I/we can’t even see your identity. So don’t worry about it. Deny, Deny til the day that you die.
Be ready for the smokescreen and expect the guilty to try to run damage control for what has taken place this summer by 1) Having a party 2) Telling you how “Important” you are to the success of Lindley 3) Trying to discredit the 6-headed Oliver North (hint-you’ll never figure it out) 4) my favorite-FOLLOW THE VISION and 5) Posting to the blog only makes “us” look bad. Wrong! It makes her look bad because she and we know that the things that have been said about her are true. We will basically be at a Pep-Rally. DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE! It is a front. Ervin is totally embarrassed by this blog because she told Massa that she could keep the rest of in line and we wouldn’t revolt. Wrong!! WAY TO GO LINDLEY!! A word to the UNWISE… she is going to play the good guy for a while til she thinks this whole blog thing has passed over and faded away. But I’m here to tell you Ervin, we’re going to keep you honest this year. You threaten one person this year, POOKIE and nem is gonna hear bout it b/c we gonna put yo bizness in da SKREET!! Now I’m aware that some of you are not going to take heed to what I have just told you. You’re going to drop your guard and next thing you know…….You’re going to be picking yourself up off the canvas and looking around for help from the rest of us. So just do your job to the best of your abilities, do your best to bring about success in your students, and don’t let yourself be consumed by another person’s delusions of grandeur. At this point I’d like to direct you to the first and second link.

http://allaboutfrogs.org/stories/scorpion.html

http://texeiralife.blogspot.com/2008/06/fable.html

If you don’t get it after reading that, I just you just won’t. Good Luck and I’ll/We’ll see you all next week.