Have You Noticed Something Around This Piece.....

This is an official announcement for all “White” Lindley teachers. There are a few things that you may not be aware of but I feel that it is my obligation to bring these things to light. The first thing that you need to know is that you are UNTOUCHABLE! It is impossible for you to get into trouble at Lindley. I’m willing to put money on it. The mere color of your skin gives you some type of Diplomatic Immunity from attacks from the Ghetto Gestapo. Right now you may not believe that, but it is true. She’s going to be very cordial with you on a daily basis because she doesn’t want any Caucasian causing running to human resources to complain about her. Just remember, no matter how much trash “The Ultimate Micromanager” talks, she won’t think about attacking one of you. Don’t get me wrong, she’ll pretend that she’s going to do something to harm your career like giving you a bad evaluation or firing you……but trust me……ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!! Why? Well there are some ills and philosophies that were instituted in Blacks during slavery that still exist within the African American community today. The first is a fear of WHITE PEOPLE. Yes, I said it! Some African Americans are afraid of Caucasians, especially some older foot-shufflin, Uncle Toms like Big Bertha. I suspect it was instilled in her on the plantation in her early days as a young piglet. But no matter when it started, it’s there, she’s had it all her life, and she’s going to die with it. So when she calls you to the office to talk some smack about some bullshit, stand up, put your hands on your hips like Superman, and cuss her fat ass out and tell her to go SKRAIT TO HELL! Make sure to use all the Ebonic phrases that you’ve learned over the years from watching BET Comic View and Def Comedy Jam. Words like “ Fuck You, You Wig Wearing Bitch, Thigh Scrubbing Heffa, and Greazy Neck Skank. Once Again…Trust Me. She’s not going to do a thing! Why? (CFU) Because she’s scared of ______ ______. If by chance you stopped watching Def Comedy Jam because you really didn’t understand the language and couldn’t figure out what a Jeri Curly was to save your life…….. Definitely file a grievance with the school district. You see, she doesn’t care about the Negroes in the school complaining about her to Mr. Chalie because Mr. Chalie doesn’t give a damn about us anyway. She knows this and uses it to her advantage because Mr. Chalie uses her to keep the other slaves in line. I can hear her gloating and cooning in a Principal’s meeting. “Yessa Misa Chalie. I’s done good. I’s done real good over dere at Linley. Does no good nigras over dere isa always up ta causin mess. But I gets dem to work. I works em real. Yes Sa!” LMBAO! She’s a joke at the board and her dumb ass doesn’t even realize it. But back on task…..Yes. She’s scared of yall. So just remember that when she’s talking a bunch of nonsense, she doesn’t want you, Mr. Charlie’s distant cousin, going back and complaining about her. So in any event you’ll come out squeaky clean and free as a bird. Trust me!

DISCLAIMER: Don’t try any of that shit mentioned above with a younger black person under the age of 50 because you’ll be in for a fight and may get your ass kicked in the process.

How Many Relationships Will Survive Lindley?

To anwer this question our guest author, Cawisha Herman-Banbridge has stepped to the plate.

What happens to the sidekicks?

As everyone knows, Clipboard is a mindless “Tool” that Fats Domino uses at her disposal. But what is going to happen when Clipboard and others can no longer hide themselves under the protective flab of Big Shirley’s cellulite heavy arm pit? These people really have not thought that far down the line. Ever heard the phrase “Art imitating life or Life imitating Art”? Let us investigate. Any movie buff or low budget Robert Ebert can tell you that the villian’s sidekick always gets theirs in the end, especially when the villain is about to be done in. So what do you think is going to happen to the “tools of ignorance” when the school board finally wakes up and rolls Major Embarrassment out the door?

We'reeeee Off To See The Wizard........

Whenever you are called to the office as a team or individual just remember this….You are talking to “The Wizard of Oz”. You are not being called because there is a problem with “you”. You were called because there is a problem within “Her”. Mrs. McDonalds has many of childhood and teenage mental injuries that she has not used her mental health benefits to help her address. She has a twisted need to cause others (subordinates) to feel that they are inadequate at performing their jobs for the purpose of making herself feel good. It is totally insane. But that is what she does. A few things that you need to remember is that this is a person that has had a lifetime of pain. Just look at the things she does. She tries to buy friendships and alliances. Trust me. This is not new. She’s been doing it for many a year. No doubt that she’s been used by men because she’s willing to shell out that dough to keep them. Can you imagine a man looking at that mug by candlelight and telling her that she’s fine and beautiful with a straight face? Not Bad-Shape Betty! To pull that off, you need a serious POKER FACE. I know in my gut that they got that money (and hopefully only that money….puke!) and bounced. Well back to the main idea….She’s got you in there to get some kind of reaction from you. Don’t give in. Her ultimate goal is to get you to cry. She loves it. So don’t fall for the okie….. Just go in there, listen to the bullshit with a face of stone, don’t say too much, and walk out. Last thing…Take a tape recorder in there every time. That stupid ox is guaranteed to say something of an unethical nature to you. You’ll need the recording to prove that she threatened you job, abused her power, etc. She reads this blog and still makes mistake after mistake. What an idiot!